The Anatomy Of An Air Guitarist
1-For the low notes your left hand (A) goes as far away as you can reach.
2-For the high notes (dee, dee, dee) your left hand goes up to your body close to the other hand (the right).
3-For all the other notes (duh, duh, twaddle-ang, krang) left hand wanders everywhere else in between.
Dur dur dur dur dur...
Wiggle these.
Tuning up.
(A).
No clothes. This is how all the greats practice!
Pro-Briefs.
Bendy Bit.
Ouch! The well-endowed should watch out for genital bruising (or "knob burn") when hitting power chords. Try shortening your air guitar strap.
Knee Joint.
Ankle bone.
`Knebwight' brand air socks. |
