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The Anatomy Of An Air Guitarist
1-For the low notes your left hand (A) goes as far away as you can reach.

2-For the high notes (dee, dee, dee) your left hand goes up to your body close to the other hand (the right).

3-For all the other notes (duh, duh, twaddle-ang, krang) left hand wanders everywhere else in between.

Dur dur dur dur dur…

Wiggle these.

Tuning up.

(A).

No clothes. This is how all the greats practice!

Pro-Briefs.

Bendy Bit.

Ouch! The well-endowed should watch out for genital bruising (or “knob burn”) when hitting power chords. Try shortening your air guitar strap.

Knee Joint.

Ankle bone.

`Knebwight’ brand air socks.